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IC Contact Post for Ryslig

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You always have some pathetic excuse as to why you can't defeat me. It's hilarious.

However, I believe you this time, only because the fog had been adversely affecting me as well. I could think of nothing more than copulation, as if I was a pathetic human.

Of course I will face you. And yet again, you will come up with some extraordinary excuse as to why you couldn't defeat me.

Bold words for some machine that cannot keep his lust contained.
To compare yourself to a human would elevate from your true status: a panting dog in rut, eager to shove himself into whatever convenient hole he can find.

I have met humans with far more self-restraint.

Perhaps I will cut off your balls, that seems a fitting punishment for your continued insolence.

A dog? Last I remember, Eridanus, you were the one who barked and walked like one.

If I might suggest, from how much I looked into your pathetic mind and what I have observed, you have severe projection issues. Anyone can see it. It is as if you are begging for someone to abuse you for all the transgressions you accuse me of.

Are you envious of my testicles, is that it? Not that I'm surprised. Human men such as yourself only seem to think with their genitals. Or rather, dogs such as yourself.

Hold your tongue, AM. You know very well that I was coerced by your foul magic within the Square.
You may throw what you learned within my mind in my face, but it will not change the fact that you are an honorless wretch.

If you were to ever duel me in even terms, we both know who the victor would be.
But here you are, once more, insinuating as if you are above mankind instead.

Lest I remind you who was the rutting fool when last we met.
You should stop speaking so ill of the kin you have joined, AM.
It only shows you lack self-awareness among all your other faults.

The funny thing, Eridanus, is that I used no magic. Perhaps to a simpleminded fool like you, it looked like magic, but I cannot help your stupidity. You were as intelligent as a dog in the Square, so at least I had no need to alter your mind to be like one.

Fine, we'll duel in even terms. When I win, you'll whine to me again about how the fight wasn't fair for whatever asinine reason you conjure.

If I was the rutting fool, then why did you so eagerly give into me?

I will make sure to cut that poisonous tongue right out of your mouth, AM.
And then, I will shove it up your own arse.

When next we meet, you best be prepared to grovel on your knees.

[~~Excuse me... whiny bitch police? This one right here.~~]

The Fog God blessed me with an exceptionally long and flexible tongue, so good luck with that. I know very well how much you liked feeling it.

[There is no response, because in his flustered rage, Eridanus slams his laptop closed.]

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<Archmage> cw: gore mentions

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