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<KrisKringle>

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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is BLUES, or "prototype" on the network.

Buy or make Blues a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

And I swear to all things jolly and Christmassy, A.M., if you're a jerk about it I am going to make your life hell for the next twelve months. No pie will remain unthrown, and every toilet in your life will be backed up.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.