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Happy Nattensfest!

[agiantbird]

[On December 25th, AM will find a gift box, wrapped up in green and red paper. Attached is a card with a flamingo on it. The card reads:]

Hey,

Didn't know what to get a Computer Nerd Supervillain, so I just went with whatever. If you don't like it, at least you'll get to have three seconds of fun breaking it! Happy Nattenswhatever, nerd.

[Inside the box is a coffee mug and a stress ball shaped like a turd.]